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Homer
Posts: 4
What can you do in radioactive rivers???
--Nuclear Fission!!!
Posted on 10 Jan 2007
Olly
Posts: 11
Because he has tiny legs.
Boom boom.
Posted on 11 Jan 2007
Homer
Posts: 4
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
--Lost!
Posted on 12 Jan 2007
Nano/Carlsberg
Posts: 8
Pan-tene
Posted on 19 Jan 2007
Nano/Carlsberg
Posts: 8
Toe - Knee
I had a wet dream about you last night,
I dreamt you got hit by a bus and i pissed myself.
(Pinched from Jack Dee)
Posted on 19 Jan 2007
Honeymonster
Posts: 11
What are the three biggest lies told in Jitsu?
- I haven't worked out in a while.
- Let's play light.
- Oops. I'm sorry.
Why is the skeleton afraid to do breakfalls?Because he doesn't have any guts.
Why was the skeleton always left out in Judo?
Because he had no body to go with.
Posted on 21 Feb 2007
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