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James James: He's not going to go away until I get this right is he?
About Joel, while doing Yama Arashi for the first time.
Colman Colman: Has anyone here been to Cancun?
Speaking to the bar. As it happened, a mexican guy behind him had, and they had a long conversation.
Emme Emme: Emme: "Where's Doug?"
Shihan: "He's over there"
To Shihan, the late head of TJF
Olly Olly: I've lost 5 kilos in the last 3 weeks, which coincidentally is exactly the same weight as this Domino's pizza. So yes, I am entitled to eat all of it!"
Ping Pong Ping Pong: If you even think about 'making family' with my sister...
Speaking to Juha
Liam Liam: F**k the pasta. I'm having a pie
Liam ignoring pre-grading diet advice from Joel
Juha Juha: Ankle, Knee - Tomayto, Tomato
While taking the warm up
Trolley Trolley: Ich bin ein Bus! Je suis bus
While driving the SU espace to along Birmingham bus lanes
Trolley Trolley: Joel: Where is Charlie?
Trolley: He's still bleeding sensei.
Charlie Charlie: Have you put on weight sensei?"
As Joel demonstrates hold down number six.
Liam Liam: Chlamidia? That sounds like a disease..."
The moment my nickname was born...
Juha Juha: Mmm ladies - let's make family
John L John L:

Dead people can't say no

Joel Joel: Homer your like an iron bar with a bit of jello around it!
err...cheers?!
 
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